C235 A Little Black Snake in the Washroom
C235 A Little Black Snake in the Washroom
Although she was a bit drunk, when she asked this question, even a blind person could see the contempt on her face. Lee Nanfang was slightly unwilling and could only nod.
"You don't even qualify to carry his shoes."
Not only is he tall and handsome, with the manners of a gentleman, with a smile even more attractive to women than sunlight, but he also has the manliness of a milkman. When he goes to the training field, he's like a leopard … Hehe, Lee Nanfang, you're just a countryside bumpkin, how could you compare to him?
Being looked down by a woman as a country bumpkin, Lee Nanfang did not get angry. He drank a mouthful of wine and said lightly: "But I got you there."
The color of Hua Yeshen's face disappeared. It was frighteningly pale, as if she suddenly stood up and grabbed Lee Nanfang's neck. Her silver teeth chattered as she said word by word, "If you have the guts, say it again."
"No matter how outstanding he is, I'll beat you up."
Lee Nanfang raised his head and looked at her with a gentle smile. "It's me. I've got you."
Didn't she threaten Lee Nanfang, do you have the guts to say it again?
According to Mr. Lee's reaction when he was threatened, he would say it once, twice at least. If she was not satisfied with it, he could go to the high platform on the dance floor and shout "Mai".
Just shout those words!
Under the stimulation of the alcohol and anger, Hua Yeshen locked Lee Nanfang's neck with her left hand. The tiger head looked even more ferocious and scary.
When a tiger met a dragon, it could only obediently be a lackey. Otherwise, the Old Ancestor would not always talk about dragons and tigers when talking about dragons and tigers.
"You really do have balls."
After a moment of confrontation with Lee Nanfang, Hua Yeshen released her hand.
"Of course, didn't it spill into your body just now?" If we are lucky, we will be able to take root very soon. "
Lee Nanfang smiled humbly, raised his hand to rub the pain on his neck and stood up: "Auntie, it's getting late, I'm still busy with the journey, sorry to have to accompany you, play slowly." "If you think of me in the future, you can make this call. I will make you feel that feeling again."
As he spoke, Lee Nanfang dipped his finger in the wine and left his phone number on the table.
"You can't stay?"
Hua Yeshen didn't get angry this time and said coldly, "Perhaps, only by being together with me will you be able to survive. Furthermore, he will be living an exciting life. "
"Ordinary and indifferent is the truth." Goodbye, Auntie. "
Lee Nanfang waved his hand confidently. After taking a few steps, he suddenly turned around and asked, "Is it like the legends say, not a single blade of grass grows there? I couldn't see it when the lights went black. "
Hua Yeshen didn't look at him. As if she hadn't heard him, she picked up the bottle and started drinking.
Lee Nanfang didn't care about the disgrace and turned around to leave with a smile.
When they were about to walk out of the club, Lee Nanfang suddenly thought of something Ye Xiaodao had said: After sowing seeds, it's best for a man to urinate in time. That way, it can effectively prevent prostatitis and affect its function.
Lee Nanfang would not laugh at suggestions that were good for his health. He caught a waiter, asked him where the bathroom was, and went in while whistling.
Lee Nanfang was very happy right now. Not only did he have a beautiful woman, he even received 3 million RMB in tips. The most important thing was that the woman was the original goods!
Ask the world, which male PR is as lucky as Lee Nanfang?
This was a career with a great future. Although that woman did not look simple, and she was even entangled with the evil spirits of the folklore, what was there to be afraid of? Did she really think that Lee Nanfang was scared?
No matter how difficult it was for a woman to be a child of a man, she had to shoulder the responsibility of being raised. Since the man she liked didn't dare to touch her and made her sad, then let Mr. Lee do it for her.
It was every man's duty to make the beautiful woman happy and comfortable, unless she was Yue Zitong. What the hell? Why did she think of him again?
For this, Lee Nanfang was very distressed, but fortunately, he only thought of her after urinating. Otherwise, if one's mood was affected and was unable to find anything, it would be embarrassing.
"Hiss — Ouch!"
Just as he put on the belt, Lee Nanfang suddenly felt a pain on his left ankle as if something bit him. He instinctively stomped his foot and looked down.
Holy shit, how could there be a poisonous snake in the washroom?
Lee Nanfang was shocked when he saw a small black snake that was thinner than a chopstick, squatting on the ground after being stomped by him. Then, Lee Nanfang crawled behind the radiator at a speed that was hard to see with the naked eye.
The memory of this little snake could be said to be fresh in his mind. Even after so many days had passed, he still couldn't help but shiver every time he thought about it.
If this wasn't the kind of black snake inside the cave, no matter who took the brick and smashed it on Lee Nanfang's head, he would never let out a fart.
Why would the specialties over there appear in a modern city?
Lee Nanfang didn't understand, he really didn't understand.
While he was still in a daze, the little black snake had already disappeared without a trace behind the radiator.
As he bent over to roll up his trousers and look at his ankle, he saw four thin teeth marks with faint traces of blood.
The stranger the snake was, the more toxic it would be. If it was before, even if Lee Nanfang didn't feel anything for a while, he would still run to the hospital as fast as he could to inject the serum to detoxify it.
There's no need for that now. After he was bitten by the snakes, Xue Xinghan once told him that since he didn't die from poison, then he already possessed the legendary body immune to poisons.
If one were to give the world's tens of thousands of poisonous substances to sit in a row, it would be judged who had the most poison, the little black snake below the horse trough would definitely be ranked in the top ten, and its poison would also be gentle and mellow, unlike those tyrannical poisonous substances, it would definitely be fatal after being poisoned.
After being bitten by the top 10 snakes in the world, Lee Nanfang's body had become immune to all kinds of poisons, so there was no need to worry about dying from the poison after being bitten by that little thing.
He didn't believe Xue Xinghan's words that mocked his capital. However, he had to admit that the shrew had studied poisons. It was said that her family was the number one sect in the sect that grew up in poisonous creatures.
After squeezing out a bit of blood, Lee Nanfang didn't care about this anymore. However, he felt that he had to say something to the security guards of the Di Residence to prevent any more customers from getting bitten by that little thing.
The result of doing good was not good at all.
When the security guards heard him say that he had found the poisonous snake in the washroom, not only did they not thank him, they immediately chased after it. Instead, they said that he was spouting nonsense.
To be threatened instead of doing good deeds, what kind of shit was this?
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Lee Nanfang was a scoundrel and would only care about him if he did. He said that sooner or later you would regret it and left.
Tonight, Lee Nanfang had just gotten on the taxi, but the driver was still waiting there with a good attitude. Lee Nanfang congratulated him on successfully getting on that beautiful woman.
F * ck, Lee Nanfang was very surprised, he thought Ye Zichen was good at reading faces.
His brother saw that there were a lot of white stains on the leg of his pants under the zipper.
Did he really think that he didn't know what this thing was?
Unable to bear the driver's sour congratulations, Lee Nanfang took out the last bill and threw it over before closing his mouth.
The taillights of the car disappeared at the end of the street, and a small black snake crawled from the car seat to Hua Yeshen's lap.
"Come, Hua Nu, let your sister see if you've completed your mission."
As Hua Yeshen spoke, she hooked her tadpole-like head with the little finger of her right hand. She obediently opened her mouth wide. Her sharp teeth, which were not much thicker than Mai Mang's, had already turned a dark red color.
When Hua Nu couldn't see any blood, her teeth were white and translucent.
Satisfied, Hua Yeshen smiled and tapped Hua Nu's Tiny Skull twice with her finger. It immediately snaked its way up her knees and climbed into her riding boots.
"Sigh, actually, if you agree to stay with me, I might not necessarily be willing to kill you. I don't even have anyone else to talk to. But why do you have to kill yourself? I'm so beautiful, and even though I gave you my first time, I still can't keep you. "
After drinking another half bottle of wine, Hua Yeshen heaved a low sigh and stood up in low spirits.
What was crazy, what was crazy, what was not, was lost. It was like a ridiculous dream — no, no matter how absurd the dream was, Hua Yeshen would never have thought that she would give her first time to a stranger.
Her first time should only be given to Holan Fusu!
But — Ignoring the other handsome boys, Hua Yeshen walked out of the club and stood at the foot of the steps, looking up at the gray night. Her heart began to ache again. Then, why didn't you tell me earlier why did you make me pester you for so long?
Why can't you be like that short-lived Lee Nanfang, who doesn't care about my weird past, bringing me joy that I've never had before. If I had to die, I would have loved you for my entire life.
Do you know, I've already vowed that as long as you can accept my love, I won't let my special status implicate you.
Fu Su, why didn't you love me?
Ding ding dang dang, the phone interrupted Hua Yeshen's pain and confusion for the whole night.
It was Helan Xiaoxin's cell phone number. It was normal for her to call someone in the wee hours of the morning.
"Sister Shen, you're asleep?"
Helan Xiaoxin's lazy voice came from the phone, which also showed her fatigue.
"Do you think I can sleep now?"
Hua Yeshen walked to the corner of the parking lot and asked softly.
Helan Xiaoxin was silent for a long time before she finally said, "I'm sorry, Sister Shen."
"Don't say you're sorry. You didn't do anything to let me down."
Hua Yeshen shook her head and said, "Fu Su didn't do anything to let me down. At most, after he found out about my past, he showed that he didn't know and just treated me as his sister. If I had to say sorry, I did. I shouldn't have pestered him all these years. Furthermore, after he went to the Mexico, I shouldn't have gone to ask to see Old Man He Lan even more. "
It was because Hua Yeshen was worried about the safety of her lover that she took the liberty to visit He Lan and ask him to use his influence to increase the pressure on the Chinese authorities.
Hua Yeshen had her own power, but she did not dare to use it. This was a rule. The power she controlled was not for private matters. If she violated it, she would suffer an unimaginable punishment.