C270 Two Idiots
C270 Two Idiots
"Qin Feng, are you busy?" The secretary on the other side of the phone was also very polite. After all, in his opinion, Qin Feng was from Mixed City. Compared to the mud legs in his village, he was much taller.
"No, what's the matter?" Qin Feng knew that the other party must have encountered something. Otherwise, he would not have made this call.
"Sigh, isn't my Lao'er being transported now? Just now, he called and said that the car was confiscated by the other party. " You said that my old bones have no place to find someone for him. What do you think I should do? " The village secretary complained. He could shout and shout in the village. But outside, the village secretary was really in a difficult position. In other words, other than your village... The ones outside really don't take you seriously, unless you're some kind of especially boastful person. But, that's it. Sometimes it's useless.
Qin Feng remembered hearing about this when he was in the provincial hospital last time. He said that the village secretary of a certain village had gone to the district hospital to treat the child. In the end, he had to line up and waited until night. He did not even take a fancy to it. This time, he was furious. He shouted at the doctor inside. "I am the village secretary of XX village. Hurry up and treat my child!"
In the end, not only the doctor in the village, but the surrounding onlookers all burst into laughter. The village secretary was showing off. Those who didn't know thought that the Provincial Party's boss was here!
The village secretary saw that his words didn't work. When he returned to the village, he started cursing. He directly decided to build a hospital in the village, as a village in the middle of the city. It was a good time for development, and there was quite a lot of money. He had a lot of money. The hospital was really built, and it wasn't any smaller than the district hospital. Perhaps it was a blessing for the people of the village!
Of course, the village secretary of Qin Feng's village could not reach such a realm. Even so, Qin Feng felt that he still needed to help. After all, it wasn't a big deal for him to stop the car. He could find someone he knew and say a few good words to them. At most, he could get a few boxes of cigarettes.
After asking for the name of the car, Qin Feng called a good friend from the Transportation Department. He did not expect that the call had just been picked up. Before he could say what was going on, the other party called him directly. "Brother, other things can be discussed, but it is absolutely impossible to ask for a car from me."
After asking carefully, he found out that the boss of the traffic department had issued an order this time. No one was allowed to talk about feelings, including his own relationship. If he was caught, he would be punished however he wanted. Turns out, one of them is at the end of the year. There are plenty of places to use money. This boss got the news from somewhere, and said that he would adjust it after the year. At his age, he would probably have to go home to take care of his children. So, he wanted to take advantage of this last chance to make a good profit.
There was no other way. Qin Feng could only call the village secretary back and tell him that there was really no other way this time.
"Qin Feng, you have to think of something. The second kid told me just now. He really did not overload. This time, he pulled an empty oil can. In the end, the other party gave him a ticket without any explanation. What do you think we should do? " The village secretary said angrily.
"Empty oil tank?" Qin Feng's spirit light flashed. "Are you sure it's empty oil tank?"
"Are you sure it's fake?" Qin Feng asked. The village secretary said angrily, "If it's full, his boss won't blame him if he's punished. But there's nothing inside this time. What do you think about the fine of a few thousand? It's been a month! "
That's easy. Ask Second Brother to call me, "Qin Feng said excitedly. Although he felt that this method was extremely bad, he felt that it was not too much to deal with the boss of the transportation department who only knew how to make money.
After a while, a number without a name was called. Qin Feng picked it up. It was the second son of the village secretary.
"Brother, don't ask anything. Listen to me. Go and get the fine now." Qin Feng's words could not contain his excitement. "If you don't have enough money now, I can send it to you, but you have to pay the fine immediately. Also, you have to keep the deposit well."
"Bro, I'm not overloading at all!" The other party said with a bitter face.
"Brother, listen to me. I'll let you earn a lot of money. Perhaps you won't have to go to a sports car that doesn't have any black or white sports cars in the future. " Just find something else to do. " Qin Feng seemed to see a house waving at him. He must have known that he owed the village secretary such a big favor. He would definitely take care of him if the house was really demolished.
"Alright!" The man reluctantly said, "They've already taken the car to the parking lot. I'm going to pay the fine here. I'll call you after I pay the fine."
After hanging up the phone, Qin Feng was so excited that he wanted to jump up. Why was he so smart? Why did he come up with such a plan? However, he also knew the consequences of this matter. If something really happened, it would be equivalent to fraud. However, thinking about the department head who was trying to make money, Qin Feng could not care about that anymore. He found a secluded corner and waited for the other party to call again. After the call was connected again, Qin Feng tried his best to suppress his excitement. He said word by word, "Brother, another half an hour. You go pick up the car and guard the parking lot. Open your oil tank and see if there's any oil in it. "
"Of course not. This time, I pulled an empty tank," the other party said without thinking.
"If it's an empty tank, how can it cause overload?" "I think your can was full when they took it to the parking lot," Qin Feng said. As for why it's gone, I think the traffic department will give us a conclusion. "
"Brother Qin Feng, what do you mean?" The other party seemed to have understood something, but he still did not dare to think about his own ears.
"Nothing. It's simple. The empty oil can won't overload. Since it's overloaded, then... " And the fine is so much, it means the can is full. Now that the tank is empty, someone must give an explanation! " Qin Feng would never tell everyone what he was thinking. If that was the case, it would be the same as instigating the situation behind the scenes. However, he could only remind them now. As for whether the other party would be able to grasp the situation properly, that was not a problem for him to worry about. Of course, Qin Feng also knew about it. I had to give it away, so... Then he said, "Brother, call your father later. He'll understand. Your uncle and the others can't go out to work now. They're probably all at home now. With such a big problem, they have to come and take a look. A can of oil is gone. The consequences are serious. As an ordinary peasant family, how could they bear such a loss? Of course, you can also apply for help from the relevant departments. Aren't the television and newspapers now clamoring about the people's livelihood problems? Hehehe... "
Qin Feng himself felt that this smile was a little sinister, but it couldn't be helped if it wasn't sinister. He had to give away this favor properly!
Besides, Qin Feng had also thought that the village secretary would be able to handle this matter, which was why he had thought of this. The village secretary had four brothers and three sisters. There were eight or nine brothers and sisters in the village. For such a family, even if they found a place to cause trouble, it wouldn't be a problem. Therefore, Qin Feng had really found an opponent for the traffic department this time.
Of course, Qin Feng also knew that since he wanted the village secretary to accept this favor, he had to explain it to the village secretary. So, after hanging up the phone with the son of the village secretary, he immediately called the village secretary. "Uncle, let me tell you, it is really not a good thing for brother to be running a big car outside all day. It is a good opportunity to..."
Qin Feng did not hide much from the village secretary. He briefly explained the pros and cons of the matter to the village secretary. It wasn't all because his family had a lot of people. At the very least, he could keep up with them. After Qin Feng's explanation, the village secretary was overjoyed. He kept praising Qin Feng, but at the same time, he muttered in his heart, 'This Qin Feng kid doesn't seem to be a good person.' He could actually think of such a move, but... However, he also knew that since he had pointed out a way for him, He couldn't pretend to be deaf or dumb, so he cleared his throat. The village secretary said frankly, "Qin Feng's eldest nephew, it's all thanks to you this time. If it doesn't work out, I won't treat you unfairly. Just take care of it! "
The village secretary was not a fool. He naturally knew the principle of the officials protecting each other. However, at the same time, he also knew that the ultimate goal of some people was to maximize the benefits. Therefore, after hanging up Qin Feng's phone, the village secretary immediately shouted at the old woman in the house, who was the real accountant in the village, "Hurry up and bring me fifty thousand yuan. I need it urgently."
"Fifty thousand yuan. Do you want to die?" Although it was expensive as the village secretary, it could not help but feel sad.
"You know damn it, fifty thousand yuan is the trigger! I'm going to make money!" Because he had the confidence, the village secretary kicked his wife's butt. Don't just look at the people who are shouting all day, they are really serious. His wife was still afraid of her husband, so she took a kick. She didn't dare to say anything and obediently took the card to carry the money.
While arranging for her son to complain to the relevant departments, the village secretary quickly went to town to deliver 50,000 yuan to the boss of the Party Committee. Of course, he didn't dare to say the truth. He just said that he owed his family money because of an engineering county's transportation department. Now, he was going to ask for money. He was afraid that the Transport Bureau would cause trouble for his family through the town.
When the boss of the Party Committee heard this, he was amused. D * mn, it seems like you don't know that I have a feud with the boss of the Transport Department. Don't tell me you're giving me 50,000 yuan. Even if you don't give it to me, I won't care about them. Damn it, the road was built last time. I almost got to my old place, and I didn't want him to come out and say hello. If he didn't do anything, he could still earn fifty thousand yuan. He could even give me a favor. The boss of the Party Committee felt that he had done a good job, so he accepted it. He patted his chest and promised that he would absolutely protect the interests of the people. He even pretended to ask if he needed help.
Of course, the secretary of Qin Feng's hometown knew that he couldn't go too far. If he knew that he was extorting hundreds of thousands of yuan, That would be great. He might even get half of the money when the time comes. Therefore, he waved his hand and said that he didn't need it. In fact, the boss of the Party Committee just casually said that. He really didn't intend to help. As soon as he heard that it wasn't necessary, he quickly dismissed his guest.
"Brothers, if you want to make a scene, we'll make a big one. Go straight to the yamen!" In the family, the village secretary's words were quite effective. After all, his brothers and sisters had been following him for a long time. The simplest thing was that one acre of land could produce nine hundred catties of food. However, their family could produce one thousand catties of land per acre of land. It was not because their family was good at farming. It's just that they have more acres than others, so... As long as it was the village secretary, his brothers were more supportive. Of course, the biggest reason was because they knew that there would definitely be benefits for them after the matter was done.
When the county boss summoned them, the head of the transportation department was learning mahjong with a few assistants in a restaurant. Among them, the head of the department had the best luck. Those assistants were here to give him money. He had just received another grand slam, and the old man's money was piled up like a mountain. At that moment, the county phone rang: Get over to the county office right now.
The phone was personally called by the boss. There was nothing he could do. He had been in a good mood today. He had been in the office for a long time, and this was the first time he had wandered around the courtyard. He did not expect to see someone blocking the door. After asking carefully, he found out that it was the traffic department who took away the oil from the oil tank after parking the car.
Damn, something like this had actually happened within his jurisdiction. If some newspapers were really exposed, then he would not be able to have a good year. Thinking of this, he personally called the 'bastard' from the traffic department.