C578 Dog Meat Hotpot
C578 Dog Meat Hotpot
"Alright, alright. I won't laugh anymore. Hubby, is this the Master Loong you were talking about?"
"Sister Yinxue, I am your Master Loong. This is the first time we have met, and you, Master Loong, don't have anything good to give you. You and your husband used all their strength to beat a dragon to death. I will treat you to dragon meat tonight!"
Old ruffian said without blushing.
Yang Hsingchen was stunned. "Old man, when did you join forces with me to kill a dragon?"
Old ruffian chuckled, "Son of a b * tch, don't think that I don't know about this. Actually, you didn't lose that Sub-dragon meat at all. Damn it, it was impossible for a dragon that was dozens of meters long to be gone after just two meals. It's even more impossible for you to be so stupid as to throw the dragon meat into the sea."
"There's also the dragon heart and phoenix liver. That's the most delicious meal in the world. The Jade Emperor often eats this dish. Do you know why our dragon race is getting lesser and lesser? It was eaten by that old f * cking Jade Emperor. "
" Hubby, did you really kill a dragon? "
Su Yinxue asked in surprise.
Yang Hsingchen shook his head. "No, no. Nothing happened. Don't listen to this old man. He is an old madman that I picked up on the way. His words can't be taken seriously. Let's go. I'm going home. Do you want to come back with me? " Of course, Yang Hsingchen didn't want to admit it in front of outsiders.
"Wang Hong, you guys are busy. I will go home with you first."
Su Yinxue also had a lot of things to ask Yang Hsingchen. She also knew that there were a lot of people talking here. Of course, there were some things that could not be said here.
Old ruffian heard Yang Hsingchen say that he was an old madman. He kept nagging along the way, but the more he behaved like this, the more others thought of him as a madman. So when the tourists on the road saw him, they were so scared that they hid far away.
The moment Yang Hsingchen walked into the yard door, all the animals in the yard were boiling. The Hei Tan rushed over with a howl, raised its front paws and threw itself into Yang Hsingchen's arms. It stuck out its long tongue, just like the white horse just now, and washed Yang Hsingchen's face.
The Hei Tan's wife, the Snow Mastiff, also rushed over. As a result, Yang Hsingchen's face was once again washed. The white tiger and the ingrate saw that Yang Hsingchen's front was occupied by the Hei Tan couple. He climbed onto Yang Hsingchen's back and kept licking the back of his head.
When the python saw that Yang Hsingchen's front and back were occupied, it immediately coiled up. It raised its head high. It stretched out its long letter and looked down at Yang Dechen to wash his head. The red horse and the grey horse saw that they could not get close to their master. They were so anxious that they cried out.
Seeing that her husband was so popular with the animals at home and that no animals did not recognize him because he had aged, Su Yinxue laughed happily at the side.
"Oh!" The female wolf who had just become a mother walked over to Yang Hsingchen with its son in its mouth. It was as if it was taking credit for Yang Hsingchen. Yang Hsingchen hurriedly pushed away the other animals and took the little guy, who had been born two days ago, a wolf and a dog.
What surprised Yang Hsingchen was that an ordinary puppy would take one or two weeks to open its eyes. However, the descendants of Deadbeat actually opened their eyes in two days. The little guy stared at Yang Hsingchen with its little black eyes.
Yang Hsingchen immediately pulled out the spiritual water. Not only did he reward all the animals, he also scooped a big bowl for Su Yinxue. As for old ruffian, he was the one who robbed him.
"Hey, Yinxue, when I hired a matchmaker for our parents, didn't I also buy two for our family? Could it be that they still haven't come? " Yang Hsingchen looked around and asked.
"Oh, although their dishes are delicious, none of our animals are willing to eat them. I have no choice but to return the two of them."
Su Yinxue said somewhat helplessly.
"It seems that they have been fed by us." Yang Xing said helplessly.
At this moment, he saw the white tiger howl at him before walking out of the courtyard. Yang Hsingchen smiled, "Is the white tiger still going to pick up our precious daughter every day?"
Su Yinxue nodded happily, "Yes. Chen Xue's school has already been built. Sichen also went there to study. Because the road was a bit far, the white tiger would go ahead and wait."
"By the way, Hubby, I didn't tell Sichen about you getting old. I just wanted to see if she knew you. But I'm sure she wouldn't recognize you. Let alone her, even if it's me, if I didn't know earlier... I definitely wouldn't be able to recognize her either. After all, we're humans, not animals. Our noses aren't that sensitive. "
Yang Hsingchen smiled." Yeah, not to mention others, even I can't recognize myself. "
Although he said that, he suddenly thought of Zi Qi. How did this girl recognize him?
"Oh right, Yinxue, where is comrade Deadbeat?
His wife just took her leave, where did he run off to?"
"It, it can make people laugh. Our Chenxue District... Phase 1 to 4 has already been put into use, and Happy Valley has also begun to operate. A few days ago, that Deadbeat, for some unknown reason, had wandered there. He saw so many people and so many fun things. It was actually like a human, playing on top of it. And it even had an addiction, eating every day and then running over to play. If you don't go crazy enough, you won't be able to come back."
As the two of them were talking, they heard the sound of a whistle outside the courtyard. After that, Yao Xi, the foodie's disciple, skillfully drove the car in. Once the car stopped, it opened the car door and shouted happily. "Mistress, I heard that Master has returned. Where is he? Eh, who are these two old men? "
Yang Hsingchen smiled. "As your disciple, Master doesn't even know him?"
" You, you are my master? Damn, I think it's more like you are my ancestor. But I haven't said that your voice is quite similar. Hey, white-bearded old man, who exactly are you?"
" Yao Xi, didn't you keep muttering to your master that you are going home after saying goodbye? In order to let you go home smoothly for the Mid-Autumn Festival, this... I called him to come back. As for why he's so old, it's probably because he's playing with too many women outside. "
Su Yinxue said half-truthfully.
" What the heck, Mistress, is he really my master? " Yao Xi instantly widened her eyes.
At this moment, a burst of barking sounded. Deadbeat had returned. When other animals saw Yang Hsingchen, they would excitedly pounce on him and lick him. When Deadbeat's classmate saw Yang Hsingchen, he was first stunned.
Then, he scuttled up and down, baring his teeth and howling madly. That look was as if he would rush over in the next second and bite him.
"Damn you, you idiot. What do you use your nose for? You actually dare to bare your teeth at me. Do you believe that a dog meat hotpot will come tonight?"
When old ruffian heard this, his eyes widened, and he shouted excitedly, "Awoo, damn brat! Dog meat hotpot is too delicious! Right, dog whips are also very nutritious. God damn, let me help you beat it to death, right? "
Just as he finished speaking, the Deadbeat fiercely pounced towards him with a bark!