C890 The Change of the Old Man
C890 The Change of the Old Man
"Awoo!" A heaven-shaking dog bark rang out, and then this fellow flew over complacently.
Yang Hsingchen and old ruffian, who had already flown into the sky, were stunned when they saw this. With a swoosh, the wine jar in old ruffian's hand fell down the river in shock. He asked in a daze, "What the hell?! Son of a b * tch, can you tell me, is this still an old dog?"
Yang Hsingchen looked at the Deadbeat that was at least ten meters tall and had golden fur all over its body, as well as the two pointed fangs that were excessively long. He also had a surprised expression. "Maybe, maybe, maybe?"
However, what shocked the two of them even more was still coming. They heard the old dog open its mouth. It laughed and laughed complacently, "Oh my, pretty boy, what's probably possible? You, Master Gou, I am the Deadbeat! Damn it, to think that I have always treated you as a friend! You little bastard, you don't even know me in the blink of an eye. This is really a friendship made of plastic!"
The old dog spoke in human language. This time, the man and the dragon were shocked. They both shouted loudly and took a step back.
Old ruffian shouted, "F * ck, old dog, why do you know how to speak? Son of a b * tch! You, Master Loong, seriously suspect that this isn't a Deadbeat! It must be some other demon! That's right, that's right, it must be a transformation from a monster in the Magic Island. Damn brat, why don't we join hands and take advantage of the fact that there are no dog lovers here? Hurry up and beat it to death!"
The Deadbeat was furious, "Beat your sister to death! Damn it, what right do you dragons have to speak human language? As dogs, can't we speak human language? "
Old ruffian puffed out his fat belly and said proudly, "Of course, it's because we dragons are human friends. As for you dogs, you aren't good birds by nature!"
Deadbeat bared his sharp teeth and retorted, "Tsk, if you want to say that it's a human's animal, then we can only be dogs. Don't you see that the streets are filled with beauties, big and small, holding our hands as we walk on the streets!?"
"We dogs, in the eyes of those old people who love us, we are very obedient sons and grandsons. In the eyes of those beautiful women who like us, we are the perfect couple. In the eyes of those men who like us, we are their father! Old man, what do you think you have to compare with me?"
Old ruffian was stunned by his words and scratched his head. He looked embarrassed. "Oh my, it really is like this. Alright, alright. You, Master Loong, won't compete with you for this thing anymore. Haha! Son of a b * tch, didn't you never have a mount? Why don't you let that old dog be your mount? "
When Deadbeat heard that, he started scolding," Sit your sister! I'm a friend of that pretty boy, do you understand? Then what about a friend?"
Old ruffian pulled out the wine jar, opened it, and took a few big gulps. He laughed loudly and said, "Tsk, you outdated dog. What do you use friends for now? Isn't that used as a stepping stone? Letting you be a mount is already very polite to you. I didn't step on your head to climb up. If I didn't stab you in the back, just burn some incense."
The Deadbeat had a look of disbelief. "Old Dragon, you're talking about the behavior of an animal, right? I believe that no one would do that. "
Old ruffian laughed coldly, "Look, you've lost your horizons again. You better remember this for Master Loong. The most hypocritical, cruel, and despicable thing in this world is actually human beings."
"I say, you old dog. I say that the more you live, the more you will return. You still don't believe me! Nowadays, many men are looking forward to the wonderful life of a dog. You, on the other hand, are looking forward to it. You even want to be a f * cking human being from a dog? You really have a pair of dog eyes!"
The Deadbeat was originally quite pleased with himself, but after being struck by old ruffian's blow... Suddenly, it felt bored all over its body. He raised his dog paw and said with a confused expression, "Aiya, so it's like this, could it be that I did something wrong? Shouldn't I be talking? Pretty boy, tell me, is it a good thing or a bad thing that you, Master Gou, know how to speak human language? "
Yang Hsingchen chuckled." I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing, but I know that after you know how to speak human language... At least, it can make your Deadbeat spirit flourish even more. If you wanted to blackmail me in the past, you could only bark non-stop. Even if others knew what you wanted, they would pretend not to understand. But now, you know how to speak human language. You can ask for an exorbitant price and tell those people what you want."
When Deadbeat heard that, he straightened his head and said, "Enemies, enemies, and adonis still the adonis who knows me. Old Dragon, if you dare to hit me again in the future, I will immediately fall to the ground. Then, if you dare not pay for my medical fees, mental injuries, and so on... Not only will that Master Gou not get up, I will also f * cking let my son of a b * tch go to your house to cause trouble. Make you, the Six Gods, feel uneasy. Hahaha, let's do it this way! "
The more the old dog thought about it, the happier he became. He opened his mouth and started singing loudly," I will make numbness stir up dreams! WU!
WU! I made people cry out, WU WU!
WU! Oh my god, oh my god, what should I do... Why am I so beautiful!"
Just as she finished singing, Yang Hsingchen stepped forward and kicked her." Stop yelling like a ghost. You look so beautiful too. Look at your sister. Let's go! "
" Pfft... " old ruffian laughed out loud. "Let's go, old dog. You have to remember that dogs are always dogs. Since he was a dog, he had to find his own place. Don't think that he could speak a few foreign languages. Think of yourself as a matter of fact."
The Deadbeat was heartbroken. Oh my, it wasn't easy for him to learn how to speak human language. He was actually not liked by anyone. It really hurt his dog heart. The old man kept cursing and scolding along the way, and his words were very unpleasant to the ear. Yes, he would bark from time to time. It seemed that he still hadn't completely changed.
Yang Hsingchen secretly noticed that the Deadbeat's current strength was so powerful that it could kill anyone. In terms of pure strength, he was already inferior to it. Putting aside everything else, this was the speed of flying. If he didn't use the scaling ladder... I can't fly him.
He smiled and said, "Deadbeat, look, you're flying even faster than me. Why don't you just become my mount? Don't worry. It's not like you'll lose out by sitting on my mount. What good food and drinks are you going to have in the future? I'll definitely let you enjoy it first, alright? "
The Deadbeat rolled its dog eyes, "Good your sister! You brat, don't even think about tricking me! You, Master Gou, finally managed to refine the Demon King's Devil Pill, and now you're at the peak of your success. You still want to ride me? If it wasn't for the fact that you were once my master, I would ride you!" After saying that, a cold light flashed in the dog's eyes, revealing its hostility.
Yang Hsingchen was originally joking with him, but he didn't expect that Yang Hsingchen would immediately flip his face at him. He chuckled, "What Deadbeat? You really want to fight me? No wonder you kept cursing until now. It turns out that you thought that your strength had increased. You want to turn over and become my master? "
The Deadbeat coldly snorted, "So what if it is? Let me tell you, gigolo boy, in the future, be more polite to me when talking to you, Master Gou. Then, we still have friends. Otherwise, don't blame me for rolling my eyes and not recognizing you! "