Farming Boy With A Magic Ring

0The old man was stunned. "What the hell? I didn't scold you, Master Loong? If you didn't say so earlier, you would have made Master Loong angry for nothing. One should know that people can't always be angry. One's life is sour when one is angry. That will make one fall ill easily."    0

    

" Furthermore, you, Master Loong, are still at the third tallest. Once you get angry, your blood pressure will soar. If you get angry, you will have to take full responsibility for it. At that time, it will be strange if you don't have to pay up until you lose everything. "    

    

"That's right, that's right. God damn it, you are still fine. Why did you scold that great ruler in the middle of the night? Oh, my God. Could it be that you have been raped by that old man to harm Shi Xiaonu again?"    

    

At this point, his body trembled. He pointed at Yang Hsingchen and cursed angrily. "Sissy, you are a lecherous hungry ghost. You are relying on that old man to control you. You are just doing this on purpose! Hmph, you, Master Loong, seriously doubt that there's no such thing as a ruler or a minor ruler here. You're the one who killed the heavens and found an excuse for your animal behavior."    

    

"Sissy, do you still have any humanity left? That Shika-chan is pregnant, no matter how much you want to have sex with her, you can't go to her. If you get rid of her child in one go, your sins will be huge!"    

    

"Sissy, even if you want to find a woman, you should change to another woman. If you really can't, you can look for Shika-chan and Shika-chan, as well as Shika-chan and Shika-chan. Anyway, both of them like you. If you really can't, you can also look for Master Loong. Oh no, you, Master Loong, are a male."    

    

Cough, cough. Yang Hsingchen was annoyed and amused by the old man's words. He touched his nose speechlessly." Old man, you really said it. This time, that old ghost actually sent me to Sumei's room. I really want to die now. "    

    

Old ruffian immediately perked up when he heard that. "What is it? Did you really skin Su Xiaoniang?"    

    

Yang Hsingchen nodded helplessly.    

    

The old man was stunned for a moment, then he laughed loudly. He pointed at Yang Hsingchen and scolded him with a smile. " Damn it, damn it, you're really not a human! He had just destroyed Shi Xiaonu's innocence, and now he had harmed Su Xiaonu. Say, can you do something that some people do?"    

    

Yang Hsingchen was frustrated." Damn it, do you think I want to?! If possible, I would rather die on my own. I don't want to hurt the girl."    

    

Only then did old ruffian become serious. He pulled out a jar of wine. He took a few big gulps and said, "Sissy, damn it. This is not a good sign. If you don't think of a good idea, then if this continues... It will soon destroy you."    

    

"If this Grand Hegemon can send you to Su NiangPi's room today, then he can send you to her woman's room tomorrow If he sends you to a woman's room with a husband, then it would be strange if she didn't use a knife to fight you! That's why you have to think of a perfect plan. You can't continue to be passive like this."    

    

Yang Hsingchen said with a sullen face," Damn it, I want to think about it too. The problem is that my skills are too weak. Even if he hides there, I can't feel it. What can I think of? "    

    

Old ruffian gulped down a few mouthfuls of wine again and then patted his old leg." I have it! "    

    

Yang Hsingchen's eyes lit up. "What can I do? Tell me quickly!"    

    

Old ruffian proudly glanced at Yang Hsingchen's place and laughed. “ Although you can't find that great ruler, you can still find the source of your crime. You can cut yourself down and make yourself a eunuch! What can he do to you? Mother, is this a good idea? Hehe, this is called pulling the trigger and catching an old man unprepared!"    

    

" I... " Yang Hsingchen thought that it was some good idea, but when he heard that he was going to become a eunuch, he was instantly speechless.    

    

Old ruffian took a look and drank a few mouthfuls of wine. Then he squinted and said, "Look, look, look. I hesitated again. Mother, I really don't understand what's there for you to hesitate about? Your wives are all pregnant, and you even have descendants. Why do you still want that thing?"    

    

"Oh, you, Master Loong, know. Got it! You brat, you must have said that you don't like Shi Xiaopi and Su Xiaopi. In fact, his heart had been filled with joy for a long time. You are still hoping that old fellow can control you and get a few more beauties! Anyway, you also enjoy it with a clear conscience. Hmph. Don't think that you, Master Loong, don't think that you don't know how many of your men are good! Hmph! Scumbag man!" After saying that, he stomped his old foot like a woman. His face was full of grief.    

    

Yang Hsingchen was about to kneel down, "I say, don't forget that you are also a man!"    

    

The old man chuckled, and the old man shook his head. "No, no, Master Loong, I'm not married yet. I'm still a boy. According to my hometown, I'm still a boy. As long as you're not married, you're still a child. Therefore, you, Master Loong, are not a man. At most, you are a boy! "    

    

" A boy? " Yang Hsingchen's eyes widened. "Your sister, you have lived for more than a hundred million years, and you still call yourself a boy? Can we stop using the word black boy? "    

    

Old ruffian glared at him and curled his lips. "What's wrong? What's wrong? I'm calling myself a boy. What can you do to Master Loong?! Hmph, don't you see that there are a lot of middle-aged women in their thirties right now? They all call themselves girls? Don't you see that there are a lot of men in their twenties or thirties who call themselves babies! "    

    

"Sissy, they can act cute and pretend to be young. Why can't you pretend to be young, Master Loong? Hmph, once the sun rises, Master Loong will go and catch loaches!"    

    

"Cough cough!" Yang Hsingchen kept coughing under old ruffian's lightning, "Your sister, please look in the mirror. Your hair is already white, and you still want to catch the loach? Catch your sister!"    

    

Old ruffian burst into laughter and even gave Yang Hsingchen a thumbs up. "Sissy, you're right. My sister is a loach! Oh yeah, earthworms are also my sister. Hmph, you have a lot of sisters, Master Loong. Go and catch your sister at dawn!"    

    

Yang Hsingchen was curious, "Why did the earthworm become your younger sister again?"    

    

Old ruffian proudly raised his head. "You have no experience. Come, come, come. Let Master Loong teach you. The earthworm was also called an Earth Dragon. Since it was a dragon, it was naturally Master Loong's sister. What the hell? Do you want me to introduce you to a few younger sisters? "    

    

"Don't worry. You, Master Loong, don't need your gifts, and you don't need to buy a house in the city center. Just give me three hundred thousand at once. I'll marry a younger sister to you immediately. Oh, you give more, I'll marry more. There is a huge discount. Buy two for one, buy three for two, buy three for two, buy three for two, buy three for two, buy three for two, buy three for two, buy three for two... Let me give you a lot of benefits, a lot of happiness! What do you think, God? Do you want to consider it? "    

    

Yang Hsingchen knew that this old man was talking nonsense again. He was too lazy to talk to him anymore. He looked up at the sky and was suddenly stunned.