Unparalleled Martial God

Who in Taijing didn't know of such an absolute power? Who in Central State didn't know of it?    

This absolute suddenly appeared in Shangguan Bao's mind. He instantly had a bad feeling — his master's foot seemed to have kicked the sabre!    

That country bumpkin had high achievements in the literary way. He had suppressed the entire Central State and humiliated the entire Central State. His deepest experience was that Ninth Gongzi seemed to be cursing, and his master's father was laughing for three days. Even after being beaten up repeatedly by Ninth Gongzi, he still couldn't stop laughing.    

How could he do that?    

Shangguan Bao expressed doubt in his heart, but he didn't dare say it out loud, so he could only indirectly say: "Young master, that broken parrot seems to have been decked out again!"    

In other words, this was definitely not number one.    

As for the floral clothing, it seemed to be in the opposite direction to Chu Yang's naked body. However, the parrot would rather be stripped naked and hung up to dry than wear the floral clothing.    

Because it was too miserable.    

In the heat of the day, its cultivation was restrained. It was wearing layers upon layers of clothes prepared for birds. Under these layers of clothes, one would develop a prickly heat. Even if it was a bird, it would definitely not be able to bear it.    

More than that, the parrot wore floral clothing, one layer after another, until it finally turned from a parrot into a mountain, a mountain of clothes. In it, it was like being locked up in the depths of a hundred thousand layers of hell.     

The parrot, after being hit once, suddenly felt how happy and joyful it was to read, write, and compose poetry.    

"Humph, that broken bird!" Hearing this, Shangguan Can couldn't help but sneer. "It's really quite confident in that piece of sh * t. It actually leaked the news to me on purpose, so that that that piece of sh * t could trap me!"    

After a pause, he became angry again. "Big sister is truly bewitched. How could she care so much about that pile of feces? She actually punished that broken bird so viciously!"    

All of a sudden, he couldn't help but shiver. Wearing clothes wasn't something that the parrot owned alone, but rather, he was part of it. Ever since his sister came back from the East Continent, she had changed a lot. He did not know how to think of such a malicious method, torturing him until he did not want to live anymore. He did not even dare to provoke anymore.    

"Damn it! This time, I will give you a pile of shit and wear floral clothes!"    

After realizing that his cultivation base had been sealed, Shangguan Can wore layers after layers of clothes, which were even worse than the one worn by the parrot. All of a sudden, he started to resent the parrot.    

Wearing flowery clothes!    

Shangguan Bao couldn't help but shiver. He had experienced it himself, but fortunately, he had begged for mercy in time.    

That day was like this, and he still remembered it as if it had happened yesterday: his master was dressed in a flowery robe, and he did not think it was worth it to dress up like a mountain.    

Thus, when he revealed this intention, his master immediately gave him a flowery robe. He quickly realized the terror behind it. Putting aside the fact that he had a prickly heat, the feeling of being confined made him feel like he was about to go crazy.    

In just one day, he was unable to hold on any longer. The parrot and its master had been miserable for seven days and seven nights.    

"Young master, do you have any other orders? I will complete the mission without a servant."    

Shangguan Bao was afraid that his master would think of his tragic past and would dress him in flowery clothes on a whim, so he immediately wanted to escape.    

"Go!"    

"Yes, Young Master!"    

Shangguan Bao walked carefully for a while, then darted out with a swoosh. When he reached a safe place, he let out a long breath and said with fear still lingering in his heart, "I, your master leopard, was scared to death!"    

Following that, he complained, "I wonder where Miss Lan learned to wear flowery clothes. That would truly be taking one's life!"    

Shangguan Bao shook his head and went straight to work.