C635 The Volcano on Pacific Island Has Really Erupted!
C635 The Volcano on Pacific Island Has Really Erupted!
Otherwise, he would do as Ye Haoyu said... Try it?
At worst, we'll just let the bastards from the royal family of R Country call us big swindlers! Anyway, it's not like we'll lose a piece of meat.
However, he was a Jade Faced Flying Dragon that went to heaven and earth.
These people from the inner hall of the R Country were just waiting to blow their beard and glare at him!
"It's decided then."
Jiang Xiaozhan blinked his eyes and decided to do it immediately.
The little guy's cool and arrogant little face had a mocking smile. He skillfully opened the notebook in his backpack and logged into the dark net.
"The people I want to fool this time are the wizards in royal family of R Country. These people are good at crooked magic."
Jiang Xiaozhan supported his chin with his big eyes and thought deeply.
"This time, I need to make a reliable excuse!"
Otherwise, it would be too damaging to his prestige if he was exposed in a single exchange!
Jiang Xiaozhan suddenly had an idea.
He had a naughty smile on his face, and then his nimble fingers quickly typed on the keyboard, searching all the reclusive masters in R Country.
In the end, he really found them.
Jiang Xiaozhan's eyes focused.
"It's you!"
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Jiang Xiaozhan used his hacking skills to hack the account of a famous fortune-teller in R Country. Then, the little guy happily contacted the inner hall of royal family of R Country.
Jiang Xiaozhan shook his legs and talked nonsense in a serious manner.
"This old man observed that something big is going to happen next. I don't care if you have any plans, cancel them all!"
At this moment, the inner hall of R Country panicked.
This master was a very famous divination master in R Country.
He had never missed his prophecy!
The leader of the inner palace officials asked in fear.
"Master, what is going to happen? We can prepare for it!"
Jiang Xiaozhan immediately typed with the corner of his mouth curling up.
"The volcano in R Country is going to erupt!"
"The roaring volcano beast will spew out hot smoke and brown flames like running currents!"
"Boundless fire snakes, white and hot hail, dark red smoke, and rocket-like lava will devour the land of R Country!"
"Remember, stop whatever you do. Otherwise, if you offend the ghosts and deities of the world, the entire R Country will fall into a crisis!"
Inside the inner hall of R Country.
It was deathly silent.
Because this prophecy sounded too ridiculous!
"Is this for real? This... Master, could it be that your calculations are wrong?"
"Yes, we have lived under this volcano for generations, but we have never seen a geologist foretell that the volcano will erupt. This, this, this..."
The minister in the inner hall instantly fell into a dilemma.
Does he look like an easy to deceive child?
... ""
The official in the inner palace hall was so embarrassed that his face turned stiff!
...
No matter what happened to the idiots in the inner palace hall, Jiang Xiaozhan was singing happily.
Yes, spreading rumors is against the law, but for these big bad guys, he is punishing them on behalf of the heavens!
Jiang Xiaozhan pouted his mouth and moaned. His little hand that was tapping on the keyboard did not stop, but instead, he rode the wind and broke the waves in the dark net, becoming more and more turbulent.
"The volcano in R Country is about to erupt!"
"The royal family of R Country has provoked the wrath of the gods. R Country will be plunged into a sea of fire!"
"The land is about to fall, and the heavens and earth are about to sink. The eternal end of the R Country is coming..."
Jiang Xiaozhan laughed out loud. His big white teeth were visible on his face, and his expression looked as if he was asking for a beating.
Tsk tsk tsk, if these R People saw this, they would probably be scared to death!
Jiang Xiaozhan shrugged his shoulders and whistled. He sent the same message to the people of Zhonghua Hall.
He said in an imposing manner.
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"The R Country is about to erupt. Quickly retreat!"
The people from the Zhonghua Hall were skeptical.
However, Jiang Xiaozhan was very confident.
"You can go on a vacation for a few days. If it doesn't work out, I can compensate you with 100 million yuan!"
He was completely joking.
But - - these people from the Zhonghua Hall actually took it seriously. They had indeed formed groups and left the headquarters of the Zhonghua Hall!
He patted his butt and didn't take a single speck of dust with him!
... "" Jiang Xiaozhan swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
He suddenly felt an electric numbness rise from his tailbone and spread throughout his entire body.
Jiang Xiaozhan's face turned pale!
F * ck! What the f * ck! What the f * ck! What the f * ck! What the f * ck! What the f * ck! What the f * ck! What the f * ck! What the f * ck! What the f * ck! What the f * ck?!
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On the other side.
In the end, the inner hall of R Country decided to take the risk.
They had already asked the geologists, but they didn't detect any problems at all.
When they appeared in the Zhonghua Hall, they received a message from the insider. The Ancient Martial Cultivator of the Zhonghua Hall actually formed a group and went on a vacation!
On the door of the Zhonghua Hall, there was even a note carefully pasted: It was a note that was not open for three days!
It was a considerate service, and they were extremely satisfied!
Please give me a full score!
... "" The assassins in the inner hall of R Country were dumbfounded.
He held a knife in his hand and felt lonely!
What was even more unexpected was that...
"Be careful - -"
"Be careful!"
The world changed color! In an instant, from their surroundings outwards, giant cracks extended outwards one after another, even the ground trembling.
The people in the inner hall were flabbergasted.
"The volcano and the volcano really erupted!"