What a joke
What a joke
Not so Fatty anymore Kalash was sweating buckets again , he was getting the jitters before the event started. He was enjoying in the guild hall Rudra and Neatwit ' s performance , however, once their performance ended Kalash started feeling the heat . The entire guild would probably watch his and Jhonny's performance too . Not just the guild , millions would be seeing across the world , maybe even billions .
His girlfriend would be seeing too , however that did not matter anymore , he was starting to stress eat in his waiting time. All sorts of chocolates , puddings and cheese went into his mouth. When Rudra made his way to the guild he found his friend in a very pitiful situation.
Fatty looked at Rudra and said " I can't do it , I'm scared ".
Rudra sighed and patted his friends back , apparently he had lost his confidence from back at the camp and became gullible , he confided his fears in Rudra , and Rudra soothed his nerves. He explained to fatty how he was very talented and how he would do well .
Sometimes Rudra felt like he had two little brothers , apart from Max he also had his fatty best friend , who would go from reliable adult to a kid in a matter of minutes when crisis came. With only an hour left till the event started , Rudra felt the need to hurry up and prepare Fatty. He was not being himself and needed to be in pristine condition before the event started mentally.
In a move he would regret forever , Rudra resorted to a method that works best in adults . But for whining three year olds , it was a disaster.
He clearly did not think it through well enough , as he gave Fatty a small bottle of rum . Rudra said " here , here buddy , take this liquid courage , it's what pirates used when they were terrified of the sea , this one is aged for 300 years , found from a shipwreck in Pacific Ocean , costed me a fortune. Come drink and become a mighty pirate ".
Fatty downed the whole bottle in one gulp , Rudra stared blankly , dumbfounded , that was 55% concentration liquor , not vodka shots! The man just drank 350 ml of it in a single gulp!
After a minute , Fatty said " Thanx I feel better now ".
Rudra only wanted to give him a couple of sips , but the man drank the whole bottle , god knows how he will be after 1 hour when the effects of the bottle kick in. Rudra was worried , but there was literally nothing he could do right now to make this situation right , hence he let it be.
Contrary to Fatty Kalash , the room where Jhonny and Yume were sitting had a very different atmosphere . Jhonny and Yume were flipping a p*** magazine , and looking at god's beautiful creation. However from far away , Rudra had absolutely no idea what was going on , the only thing he could see was them flipping pages.
Rudra walked in and asked " You both good ".
This startled both Jhonny and Yume , however realizing that Rudra was too far away to see a thing Jhonny said " Yes I'm set , just flipping through some old school mechanical designs , you never know what materials they will give and what I can forge ".
Rudra thanked the heavens , atleast someone here had the sincerity and focus . He always felt Jhonny was a reliable man , as a mercenary he was a man of strength , focus and sheer f****** will!
Jhonny pointed to something and said " What body structure , what beautiful craftsmanship ".
Yume agreed " Look at the curvature , the size ratio , amazing ".
Rudra thought they were focusing on prepping here and did not need him , hence he did not bother them anymore , if he would actually even get a glance of the body structure they were admiring he would probably vomit blood.
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Derek Ray : And that's that folks , USA bags a gold with a single point in archery , unfortunate for South Korea , however what a performance by the Americans.
Lee Dixon : Yes congratulations to the Americans , they get their first gold in the second event of day one. Puts them at the number two spot just behind the dual medal winners Japan.
Derek Ray : Well Australia bagged a bronze too , day one has a lot of action. The overall pool has Japan at first , USA second , Korea and Ireland tied at third and Australia next.
Lee Dixon : well everything can change after our third event , blacksmithing ! The competitors will now be teleported into the grand collessuem arena , the spiritual home of the VR Olympics , where they will perform infront of a live crowd !
Derek Ray : How exiting Lee, the world anticipates what they will make , what challenges will they face , will we see the birth of a legendary item? How high will the bar be set in the competition?
Lee Dixon : I am very excited Derek , only three crafting events in the VR Olympics , however blacksmithing is without a doubt the most hyped. Let's take a look at the contestants!
There is from Scotland the viking blacksmith Helga , he is a fan favourite to win this event , practicing Blacksmithing in the real world as well , he is a true forger.
There is the Greek blacksmithing genius Hephaestus Jr. , He is a man of the flames , he is someone who uses a forge to actually Smith swords in real life. Clanging and banging , old school style.
From Japan we have ... Ehhhh , what is this man doing half naked with a eye patch?
This is where Fatty Kalash shouted " Errr , Ahoy laddies , I'm gonna eat ya'll C**** raw! Hahahahaa" .
The commentators " .....".
Rudra watching at the guild hall " ...".
/// Bonus chapter for hitting the powerstone target good Job everyone , However we really need to pick up the pace , the stones have been slowing down lately ///