Am I A God?

0Red Packet, Dust Ball, and Fish Ball looked for more supercats. Unfortunately, most of them rejected the idea. They were not interested in planting catmint.     0

Hence, Red Packet changed his strategy and finally hired approximately 20 cats to help them plant catmint.     

Standing in front of the catmint field, he looked at the supercats and said, "Everybody, the opportunity to get rich is right in front of us. When all of you decide to join the Sunshine Catmint project, the hardest problem has already been solved. Ordinary people count on luck and wait for opportunities. Geniuses look for opportunities, but we create opportunities."     

As he spoke, Red Packet pointed to the catmint field behind him, "The Jianghai district requires approximately 50 million tonnes of catmint annually. (These statistics were made up by Red Packet.)     

Starting from last year, the need for catmint has grown drastically. It's doubled what it was before. As more cats awaken, more and more supercats need catmint to relieve stress. Furthermore, did you know that one in two cats loves catmint."     

Cannon, who after the Japan incident had followed Baiquan back to Jianghai district, raised his paw and asked, "But, Red Packet, Zhao Yao has caused such serious trouble in Japan. How could he continue to stay there?"     

"Please address me as Teacher Red Packet. The Sunshine Catmint project does not discriminate against anyone. As your senior, all of you may address me as Teacher Red Packet."     

"Teacher Red Packet." Cannon rolled his eyes and asked hesitantly, "There are so many sources to buy catmint from. Why should others buy from us?"     

Dust Ball pointed at him and said, "Cannon, have you eaten the catmint we plant?"     

Cannon looked at the catmint field behind Dust Ball and shook his head. "I am not interested in catmint."     

Looking at his Cannon's disdain, Dust Ball threw a bag of processed catmint in front of him angrily and said, "Try it."     

"There is no need to." Cannon shook his head. "I really have no interest in catmint."     

Dust Ball slammed his paw in front of Cannon shouting, " I asked you to try it!"     

Cannon shrugged his shoulders in dismay and opened the bag of catmint. He picked it up with his paw and sniffed it.     

The next moment, his eyes jerked open. Every hair on his body was standing. He felt like a star had exploded in his body.     

Cannon took a deep breath and felt the catmint granules seep into his bloodstream like a cold current of fresh air through his nose. He couldn't help but shudder.     

"Catmint can do this?"     

Dust Ball who was by his side said proudly, "Humph, this is catmint I planted myself. No other catmint in this world will be better than this. So, do you have any other questions?"     

Seeing Cannon nod, Red Packet continued enthusiastically, "It is not just about the quality of catmint. Our Sunshine Catmint project is unlike any other projects. Other large companies spend billions on television ads, online ads, and celebrity endorsements.     

This is not the case for the Sunshine Catmint project. The money we earn will be distributed to each and every one of you. By doing this, our profit will at least triple."     

Cannon was bewildered. "Without advertisements, how are we going to promote our catmint?'     

"We will advertise by word of mouth. We will let our customers sell our catmint for us! When they recommend our catmint to someone else, they get a commission. Think about it, who doesn't know someone who wants catmint? If each of you sells our catmint to three cats, then each of them sell to three more cats, our catmint will spread like a virus."     

"Every packet of catmint that gets sold, will have to be retrieved from you. All of you just need to sit at home, wait for your commission and be successful."     

Zhao Yao, who was hiding in the distance, rolled his eyes. "Red Packet is trying to do multi-level marketing again?"     

In the distance, all the cats listening to Red Packet burst into a round of applause.     

Dust Ball and Fish Ball looked at each other and saw a burning flame in each other's eyes. "Red Packet is a business genius. We are sure to succeed."     

Zhao Yao and Roly Poly, who were invisible, couldn't stop rolling their eyes. Roly Poly patted Zhao Yao on his shoulder and said, "Zhao Yao do you need the Royal Cat Police Force to arrest them?"     

Zhao Yao thought about it and looked at the fiery exclamation mark on top of Dust Ball's head. " Let's wait and see. If they only cheat money from their fellow cats, it is not considered illegal."     

Roly Poly was confused and speechless.     

After Red Packet's speech, the cats were all very eager to get started.     

Red Packet continued and said, "We have everything prepared. We have a business route. We have our manufacturing process and we have the best salesperson. Now, we just have to plant the catmint and we will become the decision makers for all supercats, the top players of the industry and the leaders of this social revolution."     

Looking at the group of enthusiastic cats planting the catmint, Zhao Yao took out his phone and texted Dust Ball, "Dust Ball I heard that the planting department was hiring, do you still need help?"     

"No, it's okay. We can handle this ourselves. We will let you taste the new catmint soon."     

Zhao Yao snorted. At this moment, Xiaoyu sent him a message.     

"Zhao Yao! What did you feed Noodle?! I washed his mouth ten times already but it still smells!"     

"? ? ?", Zhao Yao texted back.     

Xiaoyu retorted, "Stop pretending! Noodle told me everything! You fed him all the weird food."     

"Stupid dog." Zhao Yao clenched his teeth. "You want to play with me?" Zhao Yao laughed coldly and started flipping through his phone's photo album. He soon found the picture that was taken at the US military base. He still couldn't look at the picture.     

At Xiaoyu's house.     

When Xiaoyu saw the photograph she screamed, "Ahhh!"     

Hearing Xiaoyu's scream, Noodle rushed in front of her to guard her.     

"Noodle!" No one expected that then Xiaoyu would Noodle kick from the back and shout, "Get out!" Her mind kept replaying the contents of the photograph she had just seen. It was Noodle hugging and licking a cat whose entire body was filled with sh*t.     

Chills went down Xiaoyu's spine as she remembered that Noodles had just licked her.     

"This is so disgusting! Noodle who did you learn this from? Is it Fish Ball?"     

"From today onwards, you are no longer allowed in my room. Go bathe now!"     

A pitiful howl could be heard coming from the bathroom.