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5:30 AM. Song Shuhang got up and practiced the ❮Basic Buddhist Fist Technique❯ twenty times. Afterwards, he used the power of qi and blood that he had saved bit by bit and sent it toward his second aperture, the Eye Aperture.     

Since he had finished all the remaining qi and blood pills, he had to practice whenever he had the chance!     

6:40 AM. While he was happily enjoying his breakfast, Song Shuhang received a phone call from the express delivery guy.     

"Hello. Are you Song Shuhang from the Mechanical Design and Manufacturing Academy's Department 19, Class 43? There is an urgent express delivery for you. We need you to sign it and retrieve it." Strangely enough, this time the deliverer wasn't Sima Jiang.     

It seemed that Fengshou Express Delivery hadn’t reached the point of monopolizing the whole country's delivery system.     

"Alright, I'm coming to get it," Song Shuhang replied.     

It should be that magic tool True Monarch Yellow Mountain said he would send, the thousand miles sound transmitter, to get in contact with True Monarch White.     

Speaking of it... how could the seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group mail all sorts of things so carelessly? Flying swords, refining materials and even people, they were sending all kinds of things through the express delivery system.     

On second thought, they didn’t fear to lose them. So, they were fine with sending them by mail.     

Song Shuhang unwrapped the small package and found a small jade-green bamboo flute inside; its size was that of a hand. Its entire body was cold, and even though it was clearly made of bamboo, it felt like jade to the touch.     

Inside the package was also a user’s manual. It was very simple to use. One only needed to get within a certain range and then it would be possible to use this small bamboo flute to get in touch with True Monarch White.     

The more mental energy one was using when playing this flute, the larger was the range from which they could get in contact with True Monarch White. For example, True Monarch White and True Monarch Yellow Mountain could communicate throughout all China. However, if it was Song Shuhang operating this flute, then he could communicate with True Monarch White only by being near that village.     

Therefore, True Monarch Yellow Mountain told Song Shuhang to go toward that Lin Yao Village in the Nanhuahu City area. Once he had arrived there, he would use this thousand miles sound transmitter, discover the place where True Monarch White went into seclusion, and wait for him to come out.     

At the end of user’s manual were a few more lines: "Little friend Song Shuhang, I’ve prepared for you 36 new cars with all kinds of models. I've already taken care of formalities and license plates. Later, they will be sent to an underground parking in Jiangnan College Town. At the appointed time, I’ll send you a message so that you can go and retrieve these cars. PS: Nanhuahu City is 500 kilometers away from you. If you don’t mind it, take little Doudou with you. He will just cause trouble if he’s too idle. Finally, I wish you good luck."     

36 different car models? True Monarch White needed so many cars to carry out his research?     

True Monarch, did you also buy a life insurance for me?     

After heaving a sigh, Song Shuhang returned to the dormitory.     

His roommates were half-day students. Therefore, they returned to their houses since it was Sunday.     

Thus, the pekingese Doudou didn’t need to hold back.     

He was chewing that beef-flavor dog food while playing a game Song Shuhang had never seen before. It seemed that it had been downloaded by Doudou during the past few days.     

The game was reduced to a small window, and the chat window was also open. Unexpectedly, Doudou was video-chatting with a pretty 17-18 years old girl!     

"Husband, you’re really incredible! Our guild needed at least seven elites to take down the BOSS of this zone, and it was only in normal mode! But now, the two of us were able to defeat it with ease in hard mode!" That pretty girl said excitedly. Her gentle voice was very pleasant to hear.     

The pekingese Doudou was chewing that dog food and constantly had the same expression of a lone wolf kind of an expert. Then, he wrote on the chat window, "It wasn’t much. This kind of difficulty can’t stop me; I’m a great expert after all!"     

"You’re indeed a super mega expert! I really like you, husband~ smooch!" That pretty girl said sweetly. She even pouted her mouth and sent a flying kiss.     

The pekingese Doudou had a very satisfied expression as he laughed. He beat his paws on the keyboard and wrote, "Your little mouth is very sweet. Come, let’s open the treasure chest left behind by that boss and see what is inside. Wait for me to get to Level 80 and collect the Five Stars War God Set. Afterwards, I’ll teach a good lesson to those bastards that dared to spawn camp my wife again and again. I’ll send them back to the newcomer village!" [1]     

"Husband~ you’re so overbearing!" That little girl’s eyes were star-shaped right now. She asked once again: "Husband, when are you going to install a webcam? I have yet to see your face. I’ve only heard your voice till now!"     

"Don’t be in such a hurry. I’ll buy a webcam tomorrow. I can assure you that I’m quite handsome," the pekingese Doudou wrote. Afterwards, he started searching inside Song Shuhang’s computer files until he found an old picture of Shuhang.     

That was Song Shuhang’s picture from when he was back in high school. At the time, he was doing exercise every single day. Therefore, he was brimming with energy and looked handsome.     

"Here, look at my picture first! It’s quite old though; now I’m bigger and also more handsome!" Then, he sent Song Shuhang’s picture to the girl.     

The little girl received the picture and saw that the young man in the photo was indeed quite handsome.     

As long as that ‘husband’ inside the game wasn’t too ugly, she would have accepted it. However, the man on the picture was way more handsome than what she had imagined. Therefore, she was very happy. She sweetly said, "Husband you look very good~ I like you very much!"     

"Wahaha! I also like that sweet mouth of yours. If you use that coquettish tone to call me ‘Dear’ once more, I’ll bring you directly to a nightmare level zone!" Doudou spat out his tongue and gasped for breath. It seemed that taking advantage of this human girl was giving him great joy.     

"D~e~a~r~ Oh, I feel so embarrassed now!" The little girl stuck out her tongue.     

"Oooh, I feel my body going soft. Come, come, come! Let’s go to that nightmare level zone! With me by your side, you’ll advance without a problem!" Doudou said excitedly while jumping on the computer desk.     

This monster pekingese… was really hopeless!     

***     

Song Shuhang was standing beside the pekingese Doudou, helplessly looking at this case of ‘titanium dog eyes getting blinded’. His current feelings could only be compared to what one would feel having f***ed a dog. [2]     

As long as the pekingese Doudou was just playing games and chatting, one could accept it. But now, it was unexpectedly enticing girls on the internet!     

Moreover, he had managed to entice a pretty good-looking girl!     

How could all those Chinese single men endure this kind of treachery?     

And there was also that lovable girl. If she ever were to discover that she was calling a pekingese ‘husband’ and ‘dear’... okay, that scene would be just too much, he didn’t even dare to imagine it.     

Song Shuhang was on the verge of collapsing.     

"Eh? Little Friend Shuhang, you’ve returned!" The pekingese Doudou remarked indifferently, as if it wasn’t him that had casually sent Song Shuhang’s picture to that girl.     

Song Shuhang took a deep breath, "Is there really no problem with casually sending my photo to that girl?"     

"Of course not. I was thinking of letting you and her have a video chat tomorrow noon. It doesn’t have to be long. Just say a few sentences and smile a bit. With your pretty boy looks, you just need a faint smile to cause the downfall of a nation! I guarantee you that she’ll madly fall in love with you!" Doudou said.     

"I refuse, deceiving people is wrong," Song Shuhang said.     

"Haha. In that case, I’ll tell her your school name and class number. With that, she can directly come to Jiangnan College Town to look for you," Doudou said with a satisfied smile.     

"…" Right now, Song Shuhang’s mind was immediately filled with a certain number of dishes, such as ‘dog meat hotpot’, ‘red-roasted dog pork’, and so on.     

"Don’t worry, you won’t suffer a loss. I’ll help you handle some matters in return. After all, I don’t like owing favors either!" Doudou continued. "Moreover, don’t you think that it would be cruel to let this little girl discover that the person she admires so much is actually a pekingese? This time, let’s let weave a beautiful lie, let this girl sink deeper into this beautiful dream. With that, the two of us can become a lovely couple inside the game. You’ll surely get some nice karma for this kind action."     

‘So you know that you are a pekingese at least!’ Song Shuhang was indignant!     

"Hehe. I don’t have time to chat with you. Look at how I sweep away this nightmare level zone!" The pekingese Doudou started to move his paws on the keyboard at a very high speed. His in-game character was chopping off every enemy while talking along that girl, absolutely unstoppable!     

Song Shuhang heaved a sigh. "Right. Doudou, this afternoon you have to accompany me till Nanhuahu City’s Lin Yao Village."     

"Oh? It’s to receive True Monarch White, right? However, I don’t have time. I have to accompany my wife and clean up this zone," Doudou rejected without thinking twice.     

"Hm… I don’t think you should refuse. Otherwise… hehe." Song Shuhang said with a smile.     

"Woof, are you threatening me?" Doudou turned his head as he replied, his tone disgruntled.     

"Exactly. I’m threatening you," Song Shuhang nodded and said honestly.     

"Detestable. Wait for me to clear this zone and speak to my wife. Afterwards, I’ll accompany you till Nanhuahu City," Doudou heaved a sigh. "I’ll bring you till Nanhuahu City’s Lin Yao Village, but you have to help me too. Tomorrow, you’ll have to show your face to the girl and chat with her."     

"Alright," Song Shuhang replied.     

***     

Two hours later.     

Doudou had finally explained everything to his in-game wife. Afterwards, he went toward the balcony and changed into a five-meters-long huge pekingese once again.     

"Come, get on my back. I’ll carry you till there. This is the fastest way," Doudou said disgruntled.     

"En." Song Shuhang climbed on Doudou’s back and said, "Do you know the place?"     

"I’ve roamed throughout all China, there isn’t a place I don’t know about," after finishing his sentence, Doudou lightly roared. A fog surged out of his body and covered Song Shuhang. As a monster beast, he wouldn’t be detected by the average people. However, Song Shuhang was a human, and unless his body was concealed, he would finish on the first page of the newspapers tomorrow.     

Moreover, this fog could protect Song Shuhang from the wind’s pressure and cold currents in the atmosphere.     

"Hold on tight," Doudou jumped lightly and soared into the sky. The speed he was running at wasn’t much lower than that of Su Seven’s flying sword.     

After running for a while, four wind-fire wheels popped up under Doudou’s feet. This caused his speed to increase even further, becoming almost twice as fast. [3]     

Less than half an hour later, Doudou had finished traveling those 500 kilometers and descended in Nanhuahu City’s Lin Yao Village.     

"Do you know where True Monarch White is closing up?" Doudou returned to the size of a normal pekingese and asked.     

Song Shuhang took out that small green flute and said, "True Monarch Yellow Mountain gave me this. As long as I play this flute, I’ll be able to get in touch with True Monarch White."     

He put the flute in his mouth and blew some air into it.     

‘Buzz~’ A sound spread from the small green flute. However, this sound wave wasn’t something the human ear could detect.     

The sound wave spread very fast and quickly reached every corner of Lin Yao Village.     

After a moment, there was a similar sound wave that spread from Lin Yao Village and made a connection with the small flute in Song Shuhang’s hand.