C257 Cash the Bet
C257 Cash the Bet
Right now, the only way was to pretend to be drunk. Otherwise, these three women would definitely tear off his pants.
Thus, Mao Xiaojun left the table in a crooked manner and laid down on the old bamboo mat.
"Little Jun, don't pretend to be drunk. If you lose, you will be punished." Wang Xiuxiu saw Mao Xiaojun's embarrassing look and felt happy in her heart. Brat, you tortured me just now. Now I must take revenge.
Mao Xiaojun now had the mentality of a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water. No matter how awesome and reasonable what you girls said, I will pretend to be drunk and ignore you guys. Let's see what you guys are going to do to me.
Seeing that Mao Xiaojun did not have any reaction, Zhang Cuihua quickly said, "I'm afraid Little Jun is really drunk. Let's not care about him. The three of us, quickly eat the food. Otherwise, the food will be cold."
"Sister-in-law is right. Brother Xiaojun is drunk. Let him sleep for a while longer."
Looking at the table full of thirsty dishes, Niu Qing had long wanted to move her chopsticks. These dishes were even better than the ones at Hua Qixin's banquet. Furthermore, she had suffered from a stomach full of anger when she was engaged to Hua Qixin that time. She had to toast to her relatives and friends again, so she barely ate a few mouthfuls of food. She had to make up for it today.
Wang Xiuxiu thought for a while and said, "Okay, let's eat first. Let's fill our stomachs first."
She had a bad idea in her heart. Mao Xiaojun will deal with you after I fill my stomach. You little rascal must be pretending to be drunk right now. You think I don't know? I will teach you a lesson later.
Thus, the three women started to drink and eat while eating. They even talked and laughed.
Mao Xiaojun felt bitter in his heart. He had bought so many dishes, but he didn't even get to eat them. He even had to lie down and pretend to be drunk. When he heard that the three of you were eating happily, his stomach felt like it was going to burst.
After eating for an hour, it was already dark outside. Only then did the three of them have enough to eat and drink. The two bottles of red wine had been completely wiped out, and there wasn't much food left on the table.
After all, Wang Xiuxiu drank the most and her face was a little red now. She looked at Mao Xiaojun who was still lying on the bamboo mat and laughed.
"Sisters, look, Little Jun is still pretending to sleep."
Actually, Mao Xiaojun really did not pretend to sleep. He did feel a little dizzy just now. He thought, listening to you guys eat and drink makes me feel uncomfortable. I'm starving too, so I might as well take a nap. 'It's better not to listen. ' Therefore, he really did fall asleep at this moment.
Zhang Cuihua knew very well in her heart that Sis Xiu might be thinking of ways to make fun of Mao Xiaojun. She quickly said, "Sis Xiu, Little Jun might really be drunk. Let's let him off this time. Besides, it is not early now and you have drunk too much. Go back and rest early."
Wang Xiuxiu did not buy it at all. Maybe it was because she was bullied by Mao Xiaojun in the afternoon. She wanted to take a deep breath.
"Sis Cuihua, you are wrong. Little Jun must be punished if he loses. We have agreed that the loser must take off his pants and run ten laps in the house."
Niu Qing saw that Wang Xiuxiu was not willing to let go of the matter and was also in a dilemma.
"Sis Xiu, Brother Xiaojun should be drunk. Please let him go." Actually, in her heart, she was thinking that if she really stripped Mao Xiaojun of his underpants and naked his butt, it would be very embarrassing in front of the three of them.
Wang Xiuxiu and Zhang Cuihua were both married women. They had seen men before, so they could be shameless.
However, she was the eldest daughter of a yellow flower. If she really saw Brother Xiaojun running naked, she would feel a little embarrassed.
"Sister Niu Qing, you are wrong to say that. You were the one who reminded us just now. He said that Little Jun vomited the wine. So, you go and take off Little Jun's underpants later. Also, pat his butt a few times to let you enjoy yourself. Hehe!"
After Wang Xiuxiu finished speaking, Niu Qing's face became even redder. Wasn't this something that only women did when they flirted with men? How could she pull down her face like this? Sigh!
At this moment, Tao Gui was drinking aphrodisiac wine in his own room.
Just now, after Wang Xiuxiu left, his daughter Little Mei called and said that she would come back with Lili tomorrow afternoon. She even asked him how the effects of the aphrodisiac wine were after he drank it and whether he had a husband and wife life with Aunt Xiuxiu.
Listening to his daughter's embarrassing words, Tao Gui did not know how to bring this up.
Those aphrodisiac wine were indeed effective, but every time he thought of something, he would run off before he was ready.
However, he could not tell these words to his daughter, or else what it would look like.
"Little Mei, this wine is quite strong. It's just that your father has been busy with the matters of the village committee these few days. He fell asleep when he returned home at night. How could he care about the life of a husband and wife!?"
Tao Xiaomaye heard what his father said and felt that this was not possible. After all, Wang Xiuxiu was only in her early thirties. If a woman was not satisfied, it was easy for her to get out of the wall.
Just like her, that old fellow Meng Desheng was as fat as a fat pig. Every time she wanted to be a woman, that fellow would touch her body twice. Before she even started fighting, he would run off the horse.
In these two years, he could not even run away from a horse. He was like a eunuch, directly crippled.
Although I'm married, I'm still the eldest daughter of a yellow flower. This cannot go on. However, she didn't know any handsome men. She wanted to go to those service stores and find a gigolo to get rid of her loneliness. She was afraid of embarrassing the old man, and she was also afraid that those men would do too much with women. She was sick all over. If they were infected by some kind of dirty disease, they would be finished.
Later on, her heart also became cold. At most, she would just be an old woman for the rest of her life.
However, ever since she saw Mao Xiaojun half a month ago, the hidden fire in her heart began to burn again.
Mao Xiaojun was very handsome, and he was tall and strong. If she really got along with him, she would definitely be the one taking advantage of him.
So, when she came back with Lili this time, there was another purpose, which was to get close to that kid. When the time was right, she would take care of that kid.
Therefore, she called her father to borrow tonics and aphrodisiac wine to come back.
"Dad, you can't do that. Auntie Xiuxiu's figure is so good that you can't satisfy her. How can that do? Two days ago, I saw some very strong and effective tonics in our county. Tomorrow, I will bring some back for you. You can try the effects again. In addition, the aphrodisiac wine that Little Jun brought back just now. Tomorrow, I will bring some back for you. You can drink it for a long time. It will definitely be effective. "
Tao Gui was quite happy when he heard that his daughter was going to bring these things back again.
Perhaps the Yang-strengthening medicine that Xiaomei brought back might be enough to cripple his body after he ate it.
"En, then bring some more for dad. Dad will take a look at the effects every night."
"Okay, then I'll hang up first."
"Okay!"
After Tao Xiaomaye hung up, Tao Gui suddenly became excited.
Once he was excited, he thought of Lin Meizhu again. How dare this b * tch make fun of me? I have drunk a lot of wine today, and now I am full of strength. I will definitely teach this b * tch a lesson.