C1037 Sibling
C1037 Sibling
Lin Qianqian said, "Hur hur."
At this moment, the flight attendant arrived. He used the microphone to calm down everyone's anger, and gradually, the interior of the coach calmed down.
Lin Qianqian stared at Yu Jingzhe and asked in a voice that no one else could hear, "What do you want to do?"
"They're trying to pick up a girl." Yu Jingzhe answered with a look of righteousness.
Lin Qianqian: "…"
Are you trying to pick up a girl? I'm afraid that when a beauty saw you like this, she would immediately be enraged, right?
Honestly speaking, other than his vulgar smile, Yu Jingzhe was not bad looking.
However, his mouth was extremely poisonous.
Lin Qianqian patiently continued, "My name is Lin Qianqian."
She thought that since she said her name, she should stop bothering her. However, Yu Jingzhe reached out his hand again, "Sister Qian, I'm called Yu Jingzhe. Zhang is Yu Jingzhe's Zhang, Yang is Yu Jingzhe's Yang. From now on, you are my woman. "
Lin Qianqian was still unable to extend her hand.
Yu Jingzhe didn't mind. He continued to tease Lin Qianqian. Originally, it was just a flirting conversation between lovers, but in Lin Qianqian's ears, it was ear-piercing.
At this moment, Monkey also finished his group fight, so he secretly gave Yu Jingzhe a thumbs up.
Lin Qianqian pointed straight at Yu Jingzhe, "Scram."
"I won't f * * k off."
"Fine, if you don't want to piss off, then I'll piss off." Lin Qianqian picked up her bag and was about to leave.
"Then scram. Take your time." Yu Jingzhe said happily.
Lin Qianqian saw that the train still had a long way to go, and she couldn't go down now, so she had to sit back down in the wilderness.
Seeing that he couldn't do anything about it, Monkey openly advised, "Big bro, alright, she's not your type of person. If this goes on, I'll have to call Sis Lei, Sis Yuan, and the others."
When Fatty Zhang heard this, he shrunk back and could only obediently return to Monkey's side.
Lin Qianqian, who was in a good mood, mocked Yu Jingzhe, "Aiyo, what are you doing here, calling me sister-in-law Lei? Why didn't you say you were going to clear the mines? If someone like you has a girlfriend, I'll be a nun. "
When Yu Jingzhe heard that, he immediately became spirited, "You said that?"
Monkey coughed.
Yu Jingzhe grunted, "Don't worry about me."
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Monkey switch his phone to the dial-up keyboard interface, so Yu Jingzhe obediently stopped talking. All he did was turn his head towards the window and look at the scenery.
As if Lin Qianqian's interest was piqued, she started to ridicule Yu Jingzhe endlessly, saying that he didn't know how to be polite, that he was a hooligan, was scheming, and pretended to be a grandson. The more she said, the more excited she got.
Even Monkey could not bear to watch any longer. Just as Monkey was about to open his mouth, he heard a voice coming from the train.
A waitress came over with a small four-wheeled cart. She had to stop in front of everyone to promote her wares.
When the waitress stopped in front of Yu Jingzhe and the other two, she asked them in a gentle tone, "Sir, do you need something?"
"Do you have melon seeds?" Yu Jingzhe asked.
"Yes."
"Any peanuts?" Yu Jingzhe asked.
The waitress was stunned for a moment. "Yes."
"Is there any beer?"
The waitress smiled and replied, "Yes."
Who knew that Yu Jingzhe would change the topic, "I don't want any of these. Give me a bottle of mineral water."
After saying that, he took out a crumpled dollar bill and handed it over.
"Pfft." Monkey burst into laughter. Could you be any poorer? Your act is way too similar.
Lin Qianqian didn't expect this person to be so sarcastic, but Yu Jingzhe's happiness became silly in her eyes.
Lin Qianqian whispered, "Idiot." She turned her gaze to the window.
The waiter was also stunned. What was going on? She looked at the crumpled dollar and didn't know if she should take it or not.
"Big sis, don't think that's too much. You have to know, a bottle of mineral water is only worth eighty cents at our place." The rest will be your tip. " Yu Jingzhe waved his hand.
Waiter: "..."
"Um …" "Sir, you gave me less than fifty cents, and the usual mineral water was sold for one and a half cents on the train.
This time, Yu Jingzhe was a bit embarrassed. He only had a single change on him and the rest were in the box. He looked at the monkey with a begging look.
The monkey shrugged his shoulders to indicate that he didn't either.
Sighing, he shook his head and said, "Forget it, I'm not buying anymore. I don't have any more money."
Suddenly, a 5 yuan bill popped out from the back of the hard leather sofa. Yu Jingzhe was delighted. When he saw that the person was the woman who had just said that she wanted him as her husband, his face darkened. He immediately took out the suitcase and pulled the chain, revealing the blush inside.
He randomly picked out one and said, "The ones I mentioned earlier, give me one serving of each. Hmm, I want three bottles of beer. There's no need to find money. "
The waiter was stunned. The luggage was so big, if it were all money, it would be at least one million yuan.
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"Thank you, sir." The waitress left contentedly, leaving behind her cell phone number.
Yu Jingzhe knocked on the melon seeds, ate peanuts and drank wine, feeling extremely happy.
Ever since Lin Qianqian saw the money in Yu Jingzhe's suitcase, she felt uneasy. Why was there so much money in this kind of person? Why did it seem like the more people believed him, the more they believed him?
Lin Qianqian's heart was already full of indignation, and she was even a little jealous of this fatty.
Along the way, Yu Jingzhe remained silent. However, Lin Qianqian continued to mock and ridicule Yu Jingzhe, striking a heavy blow on Yu Jingzhe's heart.
Yu Jingzhe also noticed that the woman was a vase or something. To put it bluntly, she was a woman with a twisted heart.
After a long day and night of trekking, the train finally reached its destination. Monkey shouted that he would never sit on a hard seat again. There wasn't even a place to lie down.
Before leaving, Yu Jingzhe said to Lin Qianqian, "Did you know? I had two hearts, one good, one evil, but since I saw you, all I have left is kindness. Do you know why? "
"Not interested." Lin Qianqian said coldly.
"Haha, because I'm so disgusted!" Yu Jingzhe carried his large suitcase as he strode towards the train door.
However, just as he got off the train, Yu Jingzhe saw Lin Qianqian also squeezing out of the train. Yu Jingzhe was a bit confused, someone would come to this small place.
Yu Jingzhe didn't think much about it. He sneered at Lin Qianqian who had just walked over, "Why do I always meet people who make me feel disgusted wherever I go?" It's so disgusting! "
Lin Qianqian's face was as cold as frost. She didn't want to bother with them. She thought to herself that since this was her senior's world, it would be easy for her to take care of these two ordinary people.
Yu Jingzhe looked at Lin Qianqian beside him and couldn't help feeling slightly angry in his heart. This little girl kept nagging me on the train and almost pissed him off to death. Suddenly, a thought flashed through his mind. He couldn't wait to pile up all the flesh on his face. He smiled at Lin Qianqian and said, "Hehe, don't frown anymore, Miss Lin. How about you give me a smile?"