Farming Boy With A Magic Ring

0Yang Hsingchen was speechless for a while. He thought that since this old man could even refine an Immortal Pill, Divine Pill, and Demonic Pill... A little frog would definitely be fine, so he didn't take it seriously. When he arrived outside the cave, he observed the universe while practicing.    0

    

Unknowingly, the sun had risen high, and there was a loud yawn behind him. Yang Hsingchen turned around and saw that old ruffian had woken up. He was stretching his back as he walked out of the cave.    

    

When he saw Yang Hsingchen, he stopped. The old man rubbed his stomach and said, "Oh my god! Stop practicing. Master Loong's stomach is almost flat from hunger. Let's grill something to eat now."    

    

As soon as he finished speaking, a crisp sound of a frog croaking could be heard all of a sudden. The old man was startled. He looked at his own body. He smiled and said, "Sissy, damn it, did you hear that? You, Master Loong, are so hungry that you are cawing."    

    

Yang Hsingchen was shocked and quickly said, "No way, this sounds like the cry of a frog. Old man, did you know that when you were sleeping just now... A little frog jumped into your mouth and I was about to pull it out. You actually swallowed it. That's why I suspect that this is the little frog in your stomach screaming. "    

    

Old ruffian had a look of disbelief." Get lost, you stinky duck egg. Don't think of lying to you, Master Loong. When you sleep, you never open your mouth. Even if you open your mouth, how could there be such a coincidence? Coincidentally, a little frog jumped into your mouth?"    

    

" Taking ten thousand steps back, even if a small frog jumped into Master Loong's mouth, you, Master Loong, can't possibly eat it. Taking ten thousand steps back, even if you, Master Loong, swallowed the small frog, you still wouldn't be able to eat it. It was impossible for it to survive until now. So..."    

    

Just as he said that, another clear croak came from his stomach. This scared the old man. He covered his stomach. He screamed, "F * ck, f * ck, f * ck, it's not good. God damn it. F * ck, f * ck, f * ck, f * ck, f * ck, f * ck, f * ck, f * ck, f * ck, f * ck, f * ck! You, Master Loong, really have a little frog screaming in your stomach!"    

    

Yang Hsingchen smiled and said, "Right? I said I saw a little frog jump into your mouth and be swallowed by you, but you didn't believe me. You believe me this time, right?"    

    

Old ruffian suddenly became angry. He went up and grabbed Yang Hsingchen's collar and shouted angrily, "Okay. You know, Master Loong. I know! "    

    

Yang Hsingchen was stunned. "No, old man, why are you beating me up like this? What do you know? Quickly let go. "    

    

Old ruffian furiously roared," Don't let go! I won't let go even if I beat you to death! Motherf * cker, you heartless brat, now you have that red haired old lady's skin! I don't like you, Master Loong. I just want to kill you, Master Loong. "    

    

"You son of a b * tch! I'm sure you saw Master Loong sleeping! Then, you ran outside. Initially, you wanted to find a small snake and stuff it into Master Loong's mouth. Then, that small snake knelt down before you, kowtowing and begging for forgiveness. It even threw out a beautiful snake trick at you. "    

    

"And then you, damn it, saw that the little snake looked quite alright... That Jadeskin was so smooth, and that slender and delicate waist was so charming. And then, damn you, you had sex. Then, you gave that little snake something, and that's why you let that little snake go."    

    

"Although your bestial nature has been satisfied, you still haven't changed the way you made Master Loong's heart. So you casually grabbed a little frog and wanted to use it to choke Master Loong to death. Fortunately, you were smart enough to swallow that small frog. Damn it, tell me, is this what happened?"    

    

Yang Hsingchen knocked the old man's hand away from his collar and said with a smile, "Rolling, rolling, what's wrong with you so early in the morning? Quickly eat breakfast and think of a way to deal with those two guys."    

    

Old ruffian sat down with a plop and shook his head. "You have to think of a way. Master Loong, you have to focus on refining this damn little frog. Otherwise, when it grows up, the big frog will give birth to a small frog. The small frog will give birth to a small frog. When that time comes, Master Loong's stomach will be the frog's nest. "    

    

Yang Hsingchen did not care about him. He walked into the forest and soon came back with a wild donkey. When the old man saw this, he shouted excitedly, "Awoo! God damn it! You are so good to Master Loong! Knowing that you, Master Loong, are going to be a child of the moon, he specially came back with a wild donkey to help you replenish your body. Thank you!"    

    

Yang Hsingchen was stunned. "It's not that old fellow. What kind of wind is this? Why is a man doing nothing wrong? "    

    

Old ruffian pointed at his stomach and said while salivating. " You, Master Loong, have been working hard for a long time, but you still failed to refine the little frog. Since you can't refine it, then you can only give birth to it. So you have to prepare a midwife for you, Master Loong. Oh, right. You also have to find two old mamas to serve you, Master Loong. Although you, Master Loong, have lived for over a hundred million years, this is the first time you've been on the moon. This body is very expensive!"    

    

" Oh, right. Also, it's a heaven's slaughter. You'd better think of our little baby's name first, in case you get flustered when it's born. Oh right, this is Master Loong's first child, so you have to give him a high and mighty name. How about the second generation of the Heavenly Slaughter Family?"    

    

" The second generation of the Heavenly Slaughter Family? Cough cough, your sister, why don't you go to hell!? Old man, if you dare to f * cking disgust me again, do you believe that I won't make breakfast for you?! " Yang Hsingchen's body trembled from the old man's lightning, and he cursed angrily.    

    

Old ruffian was like an old shrew as he suddenly stood up. He put his hands on his waist and jumped in front of Yang Hsingchen while roaring. "What's wrong? What's wrong? Do you really dislike that you, Master Loong, are here? Oh, you know, you know, Master Loong! "    

    

Yang Hsingchen was stunned again." No, old man, what do you know now? "    

    

Old ruffian wiped away the nonexistent tears and looked at Yang Hsingchen with a sad face. " Hmph, do you think I don't know? Seeing that I'm pregnant and that I have a big belly, I won't be able to satisfy you tonight. That's why you're so horny and want to find her woman outside. Isn't that right? Hmph! God damn it! I, Master Loong, don't care what other men do! But if you dare to do that, you, Master Loong, will definitely divorce you. "    

    

"Right, divorce! Furthermore, you are the one at fault, so your family property is mine. You have to leave the family clean. When the time comes, you, Master Loong, will abort the fetus and look for the next person who will kill you. Once again, you, Master Loong, will start your journey of love. Wahaha, this is great! "    

    

Just as he finished his ghostly cry, he heard a sinister sneer from not far away from the two of them," This is great! I can't be too good! He had harmed Herselaf, and now he wanted to hide here and be safe? Watch my palm! "